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The Rise and Further Rising of Neskk

This Book is dedicated to Neskk A.K.A Optimus Prime A.K.A Nesk A.K.A Jesus A.K.A Hannibal A.K.A The Red Baron A.K.A Michael Jordan A.K.A Wonder Woman A.K.A Nsk A.K.A Dad.

Introduction by the Authors (Prophets/Disciples)

As I sit down to write about one of my oldest friends, I feel both a sense of joy and remorse for times gone-by. Joy, the joy of sharing experiences with the very founder of friendship, the man with whom all peoples are considered a friend. And remorse, remorse that somewhere in my mind I know that one day Neskk will die the vicious and gruelling death that has been prophesised for over a thousand years. Nesk is the definitive God amongst men; wise beyond his years, strong, intelligent, clerical and with eyes that shoot lasers. Whether sharing a bite to eat at the local café or climbing Mount Everest with his eye-lids Neskk has always stood by me, (more literally so when I lost my leg and Neskk spent 9 years as a substitute without any complaints). The following biography is but one mans tribute to Neskk and the facts herein should be taken as merely a taste of what Neskk has brought to this world, so as they say, the Neskk must go on! - Syneiko (1872-1918, died from mustard gas in the siege of La Toure).

I’m not going to lie. I was born a Homosexual and thus I led a life that was full of hardship, inferiority and vicious sodomy. It was not until I met Neskk, crossing the Gobi Desert with Chi Qin Falong, the Emperor of Manchuria as his concubine, that I was truly reborn as a follower of all that is Neskk. I remember it like yesterday! His long striding steps, large masculine biceps and decidedly un-Jewish nose caught my attention immediately and turned my life around. No longer was I afflicted by that foul disease known as homosexuality! For this reason my life became Neskk or as Neskk put it in his favourite dialect (binary): “01001011 01101001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01100001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01100110 01100001 01100111 01100111 01101111 01110100 01110011”. Since this is only the introduction to this epic history of Neskk I’ll try to keep it brief. By far my best memory of Neskk was our trip into dark Africa where Neskk invented the Negroes, slavery and the Serengeti. This adventure was more recently plagiarised by Joseph Conrad in his Heart of Darkness, where it is quite clear every character in the book is based upon Neskk himself. Neskk’s invention of friendship was also another highlight of our adventures. But there is much to cover so without further ado I will leave you with one of my favourite Neskinese quotes: “Great shot, Neskk! One in a million!” - Sprattmann (1982-403BC, died on one of Neskk’s many time travel adventures).